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Way out of your league.

I was in a bar alone. I was supposed to meet my friend, Emi, here for a drink.

And then we were supposed to go to one of those black parties where guests must come dressed in cheap black outfits and only receive the meeting details at the last minute.

Except Emi just sent me a text saying she had to cancel and my phone ran out of batteries, so no address will come.

So I was at a very chic hotel bar wearing my favourite black dress, black tights, a stunning set of seafood black lingerie I'd put on for the occasion.