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Oh my god, what are you reading, eh? Why do you read that? All it is is celebrity this

and celebrity that. Yeah, because I like reading it. Cameron Diaz has got spots. Oh my god,

Cameron Diaz has got a spot! It's like a nose, you know what I mean? And all the time it's

Jordan and Peter Andre, dear lord! Would you shush please? What were they famous for exactly?

I'm not asking you to read it, am I? Yeah, but it's getting the room with me, I can feel